SUMMARY REVIEWS WALLPAPERS BUY POSTERS STILLS NEWS   Movie Reviews: Seabiscuit … a grand ride....." -- Chicago Tribune ( Read Review ) … it's difficult to get past the desperate historical contextualization, the queasy Randy Newman score and a corny narrative that plays out like a high school history report drunk on one too many metaphors....." -- Slant Magazine ( Read Review ) … a proudly cornball sentimental epic …...." -- Village Voice ( Read Review ) No Such Review